Donald Scump coming to Scotland.

If they let me out the country I'm on my way to Turnberry to play GOLFS. Peopleaa are saying... you all know this... everyone does. Peopleaa are saying they don't want me there. These peopleaa say we don't send our best... we send them criminals and rappers although they are sure some are very nice peopleaa. I know they really want me to play at Turnberry many have been in tears saying... many many in tears... bigly strong men tough men crying can you believes that... saying sir we want you to come to Turnberry to play golfs. They say this with many many tears streaming down there fascists... I shall go... go for my peopleaa.

Turnberry Halfway House

 For those peopleaa that think I'm a moron this proves I'm a stable geniass... you know that don't you I know you do. Many peopleaa come to me and say "Sir, sir are you not worried you will end up in debtors prison when they come for all the millions and millions you owe?" This is were I'm smart very terry smart so smart I have nothing to worry about. 

 Because I could not borrow enough money to buy this lighthouse, not that I needed to borrow any!!! They just would not permit me to buy it so I have to rent it not many peopleaa know that I just rent it. The clever part is that means they can not take it off me to clear my debts. It also means if I ever got out of jail I have my very own halfway house to come to. I'm told by many many of our brave military that it sells very good Covfefe you know... they paided my rent for it you know. I love my military such losers.... I mean so much.