Donald Scump coming to Scotland.

If they let me out the country I'm on my way to Turnberry to play GOLFS. Peopleaa are saying... you all know this... everyone does. Peopleaa are saying they don't want me there. These peopleaa say we don't send our best... we send them criminals and rappers although they are sure some are very nice peopleaa. I know they really want me to play at Turnberry many have been in tears saying... many many in tears... bigly strong men tough men crying can you believes that... saying sir we want you to come to Turnberry to play golfs. They say this with many many tears streaming down there fascists... I shall go... go for my peopleaa.

Rooney Air Turnberry

 Peopleaa come to me all the time and say to me "Sir does it not bother you seeing Rooney Air flying their Sikorsky helicopter over the Turnberry Golf club house when you can not afford to fly yours? You had to send it back to your home country because all it did was make a loss." 

 

 All I can say is I'm happy to see others that can make a business work and make a profit fly over my club house even if I can not. Will you hand me that can of soup perhaps I could hit it from here.

 

 

Turnberry Soup real or canned?

 Don junior was kicking around the old place the other day and said to me in passing "Daddy Daddy?"

 

 

 I sighed "Don, Don how many timez do I have to say to you it's Sir... sir, not Daddy?"

"Sir sir do we sell canned soup up there at Sunday brunch? It's much cheaper and I know how cheap and tacky you are!"

 

 

I sighed again " I would  you know... not many peopleaa know that but I would it's to dangerous though you know... Antifa Antifa the radical left would love it. Cans of soup... soup and they throw the cans of soup and when they get caught the say no this is just soup for my family. They throw the cans of soup that's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick it's to heavy. With a can of soup you can really put some power into that right? And then when they get caught the say no this is soup for my family they are so innocent.... err it's ineradicable and yet peopleaa coming over with bags of soup big bags of soup and they lay it on the ground and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops and our police and if that hits you it's worse than a brick cause it's got force. It's the perfect size, it's made perfect and when they get caught they say no this is just soup for my family and then they media says this is just soup these peopleaa are very very innocent they are innocent peopleaa these are just protesters isn't it wonderful to allow protesting? I don't like to use soup myself you know. It hurts my arm to throw it I just like law enforcement to hit people for me so I can pose with a Bible."

Turnberry Halfway House

 For those peopleaa that think I'm a moron this proves I'm a stable geniass... you know that don't you I know you do. Many peopleaa come to me and say "Sir, sir are you not worried you will end up in debtors prison when they come for all the millions and millions you owe?" This is were I'm smart very terry smart so smart I have nothing to worry about. 

 Because I could not borrow enough money to buy this lighthouse, not that I needed to borrow any!!! They just would not permit me to buy it so I have to rent it not many peopleaa know that I just rent it. The clever part is that means they can not take it off me to clear my debts. It also means if I ever got out of jail I have my very own halfway house to come to. I'm told by many many of our brave military that it sells very good Covfefe you know... they paided my rent for it you know. I love my military such losers.... I mean so much.

Turnberry Jailbird at Guard Post

From my hiding place in the bunker many peopleaa came to me, many many propleaa and say... they do so strongly  "Sir you won you really did, you won won won." As you all know I did win I'm a winner and only have the best people around me... the best. 

That's why when they suggested I needed a guard post to stop all the unbelievers at Scump Turnberry. You know the ones... the ones in the fake news that say I lost.... those radical far left... the Antifa. Well I thought to myself Donald as the chosen one perhaps you do need a gestapo guard post  after all it fits in strongly with the ethos of  a fascist racist bunker and you all know my bigly love for a bunker. I also have to say as you all already know the Queen in her palace has guard posts for her royal guard to stand in so as a KING I need a guard post. A King is bigger than a Queen you already knew that didn't you!!

 It needs to be a big beautiful guard post, a guard post with such a bigly barrier not even Antifa can get through. What Donald Scump wants he gets you all know that I'm sure  you do... so here it is in all it's bigly beautiful splendirz my Turnberry Gestapo guard post

My only complaint is that jailbird in the photo is it an omen of many more jailbirds occupying Turnberry?

Proud Boy

Peopleaa keep asking me will you condemn white supremacists Sir? I have to say to everyone I say it strongly I don't know any, I'm sure you all know this I don't know any. Peopleaa in my administrayshzzizt will tell you I don't know any... many... many peopleaa in my administrayshzzizt will tell you this. I ask... you want to call them, what do you want to call them? Give me a name give me a name go ahead who would you like me to condemn? They say the proud boys but I do not know who proud boys are.

 I'll tell you this though I'm very proud of my boy Eric we keep him hidden even so he came to visit me at Turnberry... I'm very very prouds of Eric. He came to see me in my bunker just the other day 

squealing  father, father, I was just on TV on Foxy TV and I was telling them how the LGBTQ community has come out in full force for you every single day and that I'm part of that great community. I said to him I'm proud for your braiveer of your selflizit..ff  in saying that and coming all the way to Turnberry to tell me. I'm bigly proud of my boy.

IT IS WHAT IT IS

The fake news say I have very small hands, it's a hoax. I know of many many peopleaa, many many that say "Sir you have very big hands very powerful big beautiful hands" many many peopleaa say this I bet you did not know that.

I might have.. I might have.. and you know what small hands mean but many peopleaa you know say I don't. And look I can hold a very big stick a very powerful strong stick. You all know that you all do.

 

And well I tell you this.. I'll tell you this many peopleaa agree with me... if I did have tiny tiny hands like the fake news and Antifa  Antifa say I would make up for that by having a massively big clock.

Donald cancels republiklan convention.

My political team came to me and laid out our plans for the convention at a place I love. The drawings look absolutely beautiful, it looked so good so bigly fast who knew. I know you are desperate to be there but the timing is not right it's ahh.... really something. They said sir we can make this work easily,  incredibly incredible even the Polish say it so strongly with enthusiasm it would work. But I need to keep you safe from the Chova virus and the radical left.

It's not at one of my properties so I told my team, my peopleaa it's time to cancel this component of the convention until it's at one of my properties it will be really good, I think we will do it really well very shortly. I need it at one of my propertied so badly.