Donald Scump coming to Scotland.

If they let me out the country I'm on my way to Turnberry to play GOLFS. Peopleaa are saying... you all know this... everyone does. Peopleaa are saying they don't want me there. These peopleaa say we don't send our best... we send them criminals and rappers although they are sure some are very nice peopleaa. I know they really want me to play at Turnberry many have been in tears saying... many many in tears... bigly strong men tough men crying can you believes that... saying sir we want you to come to Turnberry to play golfs. They say this with many many tears streaming down there fascists... I shall go... go for my peopleaa.

Turnberry Soup real or canned?

 Don junior was kicking around the old place the other day and said to me in passing "Daddy Daddy?"

 

 

 I sighed "Don, Don how many timez do I have to say to you it's Sir... sir, not Daddy?"

"Sir sir do we sell canned soup up there at Sunday brunch? It's much cheaper and I know how cheap and tacky you are!"

 

 

I sighed again " I would  you know... not many peopleaa know that but I would it's to dangerous though you know... Antifa Antifa the radical left would love it. Cans of soup... soup and they throw the cans of soup and when they get caught the say no this is just soup for my family. They throw the cans of soup that's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick it's to heavy. With a can of soup you can really put some power into that right? And then when they get caught the say no this is soup for my family they are so innocent.... err it's ineradicable and yet peopleaa coming over with bags of soup big bags of soup and they lay it on the ground and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops and our police and if that hits you it's worse than a brick cause it's got force. It's the perfect size, it's made perfect and when they get caught they say no this is just soup for my family and then they media says this is just soup these peopleaa are very very innocent they are innocent peopleaa these are just protesters isn't it wonderful to allow protesting? I don't like to use soup myself you know. It hurts my arm to throw it I just like law enforcement to hit people for me so I can pose with a Bible."