Turnberry Halfway House

 For those peopleaa that think I'm a moron this proves I'm a stable geniass... you know that don't you I know you do. Many peopleaa come to me and say "Sir, sir are you not worried you will end up in debtors prison when they come for all the millions and millions you owe?" This is were I'm smart very terry smart so smart I have nothing to worry about. 

 Because I could not borrow enough money to buy this lighthouse, not that I needed to borrow any!!! They just would not permit me to buy it so I have to rent it not many peopleaa know that I just rent it. The clever part is that means they can not take it off me to clear my debts. It also means if I ever got out of jail I have my very own halfway house to come to. I'm told by many many of our brave military that it sells very good Covfefe you know... they paided my rent for it you know. I love my military such losers.... I mean so much.

IT IS WHAT IT IS

The fake news say I have very small hands, it's a hoax. I know of many many peopleaa, many many that say "Sir you have very big hands very powerful big beautiful hands" many many peopleaa say this I bet you did not know that.

I might have.. I might have.. and you know what small hands mean but many peopleaa you know say I don't. And look I can hold a very big stick a very powerful strong stick. You all know that you all do.

 

And well I tell you this.. I'll tell you this many peopleaa agree with me... if I did have tiny tiny hands like the fake news and Antifa  Antifa say I would make up for that by having a massively big clock.