Donald Scump coming to Scotland.

If they let me out the country I'm on my way to Turnberry to play GOLFS. Peopleaa are saying... you all know this... everyone does. Peopleaa are saying they don't want me there. These peopleaa say we don't send our best... we send them criminals and rappers although they are sure some are very nice peopleaa. I know they really want me to play at Turnberry many have been in tears saying... many many in tears... bigly strong men tough men crying can you believes that... saying sir we want you to come to Turnberry to play golfs. They say this with many many tears streaming down there fascists... I shall go... go for my peopleaa.

Turnberry Halfway House

 For those peopleaa that think I'm a moron this proves I'm a stable geniass... you know that don't you I know you do. Many peopleaa come to me and say "Sir, sir are you not worried you will end up in debtors prison when they come for all the millions and millions you owe?" This is were I'm smart very terry smart so smart I have nothing to worry about. 

 Because I could not borrow enough money to buy this lighthouse, not that I needed to borrow any!!! They just would not permit me to buy it so I have to rent it not many peopleaa know that I just rent it. The clever part is that means they can not take it off me to clear my debts. It also means if I ever got out of jail I have my very own halfway house to come to. I'm told by many many of our brave military that it sells very good Covfefe you know... they paided my rent for it you know. I love my military such losers.... I mean so much.

Turnberry Jailbird at Guard Post

From my hiding place in the bunker many peopleaa came to me, many many propleaa and say... they do so strongly  "Sir you won you really did, you won won won." As you all know I did win I'm a winner and only have the best people around me... the best. 

That's why when they suggested I needed a guard post to stop all the unbelievers at Scump Turnberry. You know the ones... the ones in the fake news that say I lost.... those radical far left... the Antifa. Well I thought to myself Donald as the chosen one perhaps you do need a gestapo guard post  after all it fits in strongly with the ethos of  a fascist racist bunker and you all know my bigly love for a bunker. I also have to say as you all already know the Queen in her palace has guard posts for her royal guard to stand in so as a KING I need a guard post. A King is bigger than a Queen you already knew that didn't you!!

 It needs to be a big beautiful guard post, a guard post with such a bigly barrier not even Antifa can get through. What Donald Scump wants he gets you all know that I'm sure  you do... so here it is in all it's bigly beautiful splendirz my Turnberry Gestapo guard post

My only complaint is that jailbird in the photo is it an omen of many more jailbirds occupying Turnberry?