From my hiding place in the bunker many peopleaa came to me, many many propleaa and say... they do so strongly "Sir you won you really did, you won won won." As you all know I did win I'm a winner and only have the best people around me... the best.
That's why when they suggested I needed a guard post to stop all the unbelievers at Scump Turnberry. You know the ones... the ones in the fake news that say I lost.... those radical far left... the Antifa. Well I thought to myself Donald as the chosen one perhaps you do need a gestapo guard post after all it fits in strongly with the ethos of a fascist racist bunker and you all know my bigly love for a bunker. I also have to say as you all already know the Queen in her palace has guard posts for her royal guard to stand in so as a KING I need a guard post. A King is bigger than a Queen you already knew that didn't you!!
It needs to be a big beautiful guard post, a guard post with such a bigly barrier not even Antifa can get through. What Donald Scump wants he gets you all know that I'm sure you do... so here it is in all it's bigly beautiful splendirz my Turnberry Gestapo guard post
My only complaint is that jailbird in the photo is it an omen of many more jailbirds occupying Turnberry?
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