Many many peopleaa in my company administrayshzzizt say to me "Sir do you not worry about the Turnberry windmills reducing the value of your property by 75%"?
I'm not worried that's fake news spread by the radical left, why would I be? I'm worth billions and billion and billions, if it does reduce my value I'll hold a charity event and I'll make millions and millions. That's a good contingee plan don't you think?
The good thing is those unwaving customers that have survived carranavirus and are count-hing on a tacky luxury vacation a last.... are to stupid to know the noise from the windmills causes cancer. Only a stable geniass like myself would know that the noise from those windmills cause cancer.
Not many people know this but the windmills are like a cemetery for birds we could put a little statue for those poor birds. Then again we could save money and serve those birds up for Sunday brunch. Just don't serve any bald eagles we will get the jail for five years for that it's terrible it's terrible. If the bedbugs don't get my customers windmill cancer will.
And did you notice the font I used here is Georgia... they like me in Georgia you know apart from 11.000 they must be Antifa.
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