Peopleaa come to me all the time and say to me "Sir does it not bother you seeing Rooney Air flying their Sikorsky helicopter over the Turnberry Golf club house when you can not afford to fly yours? You had to send it back to your home country because all it did was make a loss."
Don junior was kicking around the old place the other day and said to me in passing "Daddy Daddy?"
I sighed "Don, Don how many timez do I have to say to you it's Sir... sir, not Daddy?"
"Sir sir do we sell canned soup up there at Sunday brunch? It's much cheaper and I know how cheap and tacky you are!"
I sighed again " I would you know... not many peopleaa know that but I would it's to dangerous though you know... Antifa Antifa the radical left would love it. Cans of soup... soup and they throw the cans of soup and when they get caught the say no this is just soup for my family. They throw the cans of soup that's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick it's to heavy. With a can of soup you can really put some power into that right? And then when they get caught the say no this is soup for my family they are so innocent.... err it's ineradicable and yet peopleaa coming over with bags of soup big bags of soup and they lay it on the ground and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops and our police and if that hits you it's worse than a brick cause it's got force. It's the perfect size, it's made perfect and when they get caught they say no this is just soup for my family and then they media says this is just soup these peopleaa are very very innocent they are innocent peopleaa these are just protesters isn't it wonderful to allow protesting? I don't like to use soup myself you know. It hurts my arm to throw it I just like law enforcement to hit people for me so I can pose with a Bible."
Many many peopleaa in my company administrayshzzizt say to me "Sir do you not worry about the Turnberry windmills reducing the value of your property by 75%"?
I'm not worried that's fake news spread by the radical left, why would I be? I'm worth billions and billion and billions, if it does reduce my value I'll hold a charity event and I'll make millions and millions. That's a good contingee plan don't you think?
The good thing is those unwaving customers that have survived carranavirus and are count-hing on a tacky luxury vacation a last.... are to stupid to know the noise from the windmills causes cancer. Only a stable geniass like myself would know that the noise from those windmills cause cancer.
Not many people know this but the windmills are like a cemetery for birds we could put a little statue for those poor birds. Then again we could save money and serve those birds up for Sunday brunch. Just don't serve any bald eagles we will get the jail for five years for that it's terrible it's terrible. If the bedbugs don't get my customers windmill cancer will.
And did you notice the font I used here is Georgia... they like me in Georgia you know apart from 11.000 they must be Antifa.
Now that funds are running low it's time to do the bigly fundraising scam... I needs the dolla. Now that covid is rounding the corner we're rounding the bend. I think by August I'll be able to start fundraising again and use the money for myself, not forgetting to inflate all my prices to get a wee bit more of that bigly beautiful dolla. I'll need to do it in Scotland because the fake news said in the states I had to pay my dolla back fake news fake news. It's going to be WILD.
Low rez images high rez available.The thing is if my club members are as shifty as I am they can get around the covid-19 rules. Under the rules we can play a four-ball, so if you are really crafty in a big beautiful way and you pretend to be in separate groups you can play a bigly five-ball with a spectator tagging along. I know I'm a stable geniass you do have to stay just far enough apart so no one knows shhh.
Many peopleaa many many peopleaa have told me "Sir they say they will not let you into Scotland."
How dare they! They will not stop me I'm already here tell them the Red Caps are coming and why are they calling me bunker boy again.
For those peopleaa that think I'm a moron this proves I'm a stable geniass... you know that don't you I know you do. Many peopleaa come to me and say "Sir, sir are you not worried you will end up in debtors prison when they come for all the millions and millions you owe?" This is were I'm smart very terry smart so smart I have nothing to worry about.
Because I could not borrow enough money to buy this lighthouse, not that I needed to borrow any!!! They just would not permit me to buy it so I have to rent it not many peopleaa know that I just rent it. The clever part is that means they can not take it off me to clear my debts. It also means if I ever got out of jail I have my very own halfway house to come to. I'm told by many many of our brave military that it sells very good Covfefe you know... they paided my rent for it you know. I love my military such losers.... I mean so much.
From my hiding place in the bunker many peopleaa came to me, many many propleaa and say... they do so strongly "Sir you won you really did, you won won won." As you all know I did win I'm a winner and only have the best people around me... the best.
That's why when they suggested I needed a guard post to stop all the unbelievers at Scump Turnberry. You know the ones... the ones in the fake news that say I lost.... those radical far left... the Antifa. Well I thought to myself Donald as the chosen one perhaps you do need a gestapo guard post after all it fits in strongly with the ethos of a fascist racist bunker and you all know my bigly love for a bunker. I also have to say as you all already know the Queen in her palace has guard posts for her royal guard to stand in so as a KING I need a guard post. A King is bigger than a Queen you already knew that didn't you!!
It needs to be a big beautiful guard post, a guard post with such a bigly barrier not even Antifa can get through. What Donald Scump wants he gets you all know that I'm sure you do... so here it is in all it's bigly beautiful splendirz my Turnberry Gestapo guard post
Why do they say peopleaa do not like me? When so many... many many many peopleaa say Sir you are the chosen one, I'm sure you all know that better than anyone. A lot of peopleaa tell me, Sir Sir although you have tiny tiny hands you have a bigly beautiful chopper a tremendous chopper you should us it more, the peopleaa that say they do not like you would love you.
With that thought in my genius mind my great bigly stable mind I had an idea, I'd let anyone at Turnberry use my big beautiful chopper, my big beautiful Sikorsky for the right price of course. Sikorsky it sounds so Russian so Russian I love Russia Russia Russia. It worked wonderfully well wonderfully you know that don't you it should make millions and millions. For a long long time it worked then for some reason the peopleaa that wanted to use my chopper didn't want to be seen riding my chopper with my name on it. Why why?
Did I tell you I love Christians all Christians! As I'm sure you all know I like to stand in front of church any church with an upside down bible in my tiny tiny hand because I love those Christian poepleaa so much. So when Christian Dior said they would use my bigly chopper the decals had their name on it and not mine....why? You know I love those Dior Christians so so much right any Christian!!
I liked those Dior Christians so much and all the money they spent at my motel, a motel for rednecks I know you all love a good red roofed redneck motel I know you do many many peopleaa say so. It was however their bigly beautiful flag their tremendious big flag that I liked the most.
I've never figured it out never, I'm a Scump of very little brain you know. Not long after the Dior Christians left peopleaa did not want to ride my big chopper it gave them a bad name they said so I had to send it back to mother states. They say to me Sir... Sir is that a loss a big loss for you a mistake you made are you a loser? No I never lose my big chopper is now up for sale it will make lots and lots. I'll need some big big money soon after January. It's sad Turnberry does not have my chopper thankfully it might reduce the losses it keeps making then I'll make millions and millions.
Peopleaa keep asking me will you condemn white supremacists Sir? I have to say to everyone I say it strongly I don't know any, I'm sure you all know this I don't know any. Peopleaa in my administrayshzzizt will tell you I don't know any... many... many peopleaa in my administrayshzzizt will tell you this. I ask... you want to call them, what do you want to call them? Give me a name give me a name go ahead who would you like me to condemn? They say the proud boys but I do not know who proud boys are.
I'll tell you this though I'm very proud of my boy Eric we keep him hidden even so he came to visit me at Turnberry... I'm very very prouds of Eric. He came to see me in my bunker just the other day
Peopleaa say many many peopleaa do... I'm sure you know that. They say Sir I hear they are calling you bunker boy now because you hide in a bunker all the time afraid of the radical left. That is fake news the bunker is just a contingee plan we all have to have big beautiful contingee plans if you are a stable genius like me. I'm well known for my braiveer I'm very brave as you all know.
They must call me bunker boy because even although I cheat at golf I sometimes do end up in the bunkers at Turnberry. Which I have to use great braiveer great great braiveer some of those bunkers are deep you know to get out off before count-hing on along the course with unwaving skill. It must be my skill at getting out the bunkers they are talking about.
If you are as skilled in dealing as I am, many many peopleaa say I'm strongly tremendous.... you don't need a contingee plan. If you know what you want you need to be unwaving in the fight no matter how bigly the fight is to get the deal.
The deal on this at Turnberry was tremendous I beat the UK government down on this deal. The most tremendous part is if I keep it hush hush everyone thinks it's mine that it belongs to me. When really I only rent it from the UK government at 100 measly pounds a month that's what happens when you are a stable genius. Fake news would say rent free would be the strongest deal or I can only afford to rent it that's a hoax. You can stay here at my Turnberry Lighthouse B&B for a tiny tiny amount of thousands and thousands of pounds per night.
